Doom, Gloom, and Air Guitar

I was surfing the news earlier and amid the hurricane doom, and sub-prime mortgage gloom, and the Yankees creeping up on the Sox division-leading plume, I came across this. Seems there actually exists a U.S. National Air Guitar Competition, won this year by none other than Ryan 'Stryker' Strecker. With hair like that, how can you not win. He gets to go to the World Air Guitar Championship in Olou, Finland, representing all be and would be air guitarists in our fine land. Go get 'em Stryke, make us proud!